

Funny Valentine poemMy darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life.Funny Valentine poem
I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, But I only slept with you 'cause I was pxxxed.
I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your Mother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the rose
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Gorrillas do read philosophy....they just don't understand it. My gallery [link]
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Gorrillas do read philosophy....they just don't understand it. My gallery [link]
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Matt Farrell: [To Lucy McClane] Wow, I know that tone. It's just weird hearing it come from someone... with hair.
Die Hard 4.0
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